In a just world...

• Michael Penn would be the more famous of the Penn siblings.
• They'd make a real TV reality show about the impending death of TV reality shows.
• Comedy films relying almost entirely on gross sight-gags involving bodily functions would be outlawed. In other words, there would be no more comedy films made. I think I could survive quite handily, thank you very much.
• Owners of all corporate radio stations would be forced to actually listen to their radio stations. Cruel, but fair.
• I'd be able to watch this video and enjoy it, rather than crying like a baby as soon as I hear George's guitar. So lovely.