Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Dear Diary...

Today I spent the entire afternoon pretending to be a daring mountaineer. I didn't tell anyone. In fact, I never even left the house, never mind climbed a mountain. That's ok; I don't do these things for the attention you know.

Anyway, as I was busying myself not climbing mountains, I got to thinking that some people form bands and then scurry about trying to think of the perfect band name. I, on the other hand, am more inclined to come up with band names that I will never ever use, because I can't be remotely arsed to form a band these days. I also try to avoid scurrying at all costs. It looks so ungainly, especially when you're carrying mountaineering equipment. Be that as it may, here are a few band names that I'm quite partial to:

Ether Bunny
Tequila Mockingbird
Yeasty Belgians
Hitler's Sister
Marmoset Facial
The Irony Board
Orifice Depot
Larding The Otter

Feel free to use any of them to delight or horrify your friends.