Thursday, June 23, 2011

In a just world...

  • Michael Penn would be the more famous of the Penn siblings.
  • They'd make a real TV reality show about the impending death of TV reality shows.
  • Comedy films relying almost entirely on gross sight-gags involving bodily functions would be outlawed. In other words, there would be no more comedy films made. I think I could survive quite handily, thank you very much.
  • Owners of all corporate radio stations would be forced to actually listen to their radio stations. Cruel, but fair.
  • I'd be able to watch this video and enjoy it, rather than crying like a baby as soon as I hear George's guitar. So lovely.

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